‘oh my god what happened to his arms [refering to statuette] some people are like that anyway.’

Yes Mel…they are, well done on adding this to the long line of offensives! But maybe you follow the Glen Hoddle school of faith in this regard??

You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and a half-decent brain. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.

Always loved David Blunkett’s (visually impaired UK politician) response to that.

If Glenn Hoddle is right then I must have been a failed football manager in a previous existence.