‘Stop right there – don’t come any further – if you do I might gay spray you!’
The Pentagon in trying out a few new non lethal weapons have been looking at a spray that turns enemy forces into homosexuals. No reports are available on the trials but it seems they along with other rayguns and potions have been left aside as unsuccessful.
Pity that really, 10% is not enough…recruit recruit recruit….Wonder what the fundies would say if it worked? If you can be sprayed gay does that mean sexual orientation is inate or not? And if I got shot with it would I be an extra lesbian?
Hmmm I see one of three things happening;
1.The spray has absolutely no effect on gay soldiers whatsover therefore making homosexuals highly valuable as recruits and the launch of a new recruiting programmed dubbed “DO Say…We’ll pay!”
2.The spray has the effect of two positives making a negative and makes gay soldiers straight.I forsee carpet spraying of the ENTIRE US Navy if that proves to be the case.
3.The spray makes you double,super,ultra gay.I forsee carpet spraying of the Navy again..this time at their own request.
Thanks for that – I thought you were writing about Kouros aftershave for the boys and Grey Flannel for da womyn there! “Honey I turned the Fleet” is the movie you’re thinking about, I think, its an apres-spray production.