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Michael Lynn wanted and so is his hippo

January 11th, 2008 · 8 Comments · Michael Lynn

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

When the Sheriffs came knocking or more like breaking and entering on Michael Lynn’s door (one of his many!) they might have been looking for a baby grand piano and a granite hippo amongst other things. The hippo was a prized possession of the runaway solicitor and purchased in South America of all places!

Maybe one like this? If you see something that weighs about a quarter of a ton going for sale you might let the Sheriff know! Pity the banks, the media and others were a bit slow in realising that Michael was planning his flit. The house was cleared out weeks before Michael went missing. Michael obviously wanted his hippopotamus for Christmas – bonus click to start your day with a smile!

Of course if you have a photo of Michael’s hippo please contact me!

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8 Comments so far

  • Deborah

    Hehe, great song! 😉 And the wife really had no idea?

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  • sean doran

    We are going to get help on wednesday the 12th nov, and with big hope in our hearts…we march.

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